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Where Is The Chocolate

from Peace, Love, Death & Chocolate by m.e. law

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Humorous Valentine ballad - woman's desperate plea for her favorite thing in the world! (3:33)

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Where is the Chocolate? - M.E. Law

On this day in February - lovers hearts do sing
shot with cupids arrow - we buy tons of cheesy bling!
Make dinner reservations - rack up the credit card
Oh when will we realize - it doesn't have to be so hard!
I love the dozen roses - my darling Valentine
Tickets to the opera - platinum earrings are divine!
I know these gifts are special - given from the heart
Now I feel frustrated and I've torn the house apart
Looking for the one thing that really shows you care!
Tells me you've been listening - oh won't you tell me where?

Chorus:
Is the chocolate - don't make me second guess
I really want the chocolate - I've got chronic PMS
don't deny the chocolate - it's my secret bliss!
Just give me the Godiva - it's the chocolate that I miss!

Chocolate is good for you - it elevates your mood
I sing thy praises my dark friend - nature's perfect food
The lingerie's exquisite - so's the pashmina shawl
Please bring Russell Stover - to your next booty call!

Chorus:
Just tell me where is the chocolate - why must you torture me?
I really want the chocolate!
You selfish S.O.B.! How could you be so heartless?
Thought I was your honey!
Why'd you hide the chocolate?
You're not the Easter Bunny!

Bridge:
Tell me that it's on it's way - you're having it delivered!
Shove your shiny trinkets - chocolate makes me quiver!

Chorus:
Oh here's the chocolate - right here on the table
you know I've got a problem!
Why must you enable? F
Fine I'll eat the chocolate
It's going straight to my thighs!
Forget the higher power!
Go out and pick me up some fries!
But first, hand me
The chocolate

credits

from Peace, Love, Death & Chocolate, released November 30, 2013
Vocals, Guitar, Lyrics, Music: m.e. law
Backing Vocals: MJ Russell
Bass: Nick Czarnogorskim
Percussion: Nick Blagona

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m.e. law San Diego, California

Canadian songwriter, singer, mutli-instrumentalist, based out of San Diego, California, has performed internationally. Her music credits range from reality tv to a George Romero zombie film.

Looking for folky, bluesy, witty, powerful lyrics, unique, amazing voice and range? Pop, ballad, soul, country, blues, even a bit of a Latin vibe. Romance, tragedy, comedy - its all here.
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