Laughing my A​.​O.

by m.e. law

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LMAO 03:51
CLOWNS IN SHINY SUITS AND TIES, SPINNING YARDS THEY HYPNOTIZE BLITHE CONFESSIONS, BLATANT LIES - WE GET TO LAUGH AT YOUR DISGUISE! JESTERS COURT THE DEDICATED, MAKE DECISIONS WHILE MEDICATED THINK INTEGRITY IS OVERRATED - WHO COULD HAVE ANTICIPATED? (chourus) OMG SUCH HILARITY - I'M LMAO LOL WORLD'S GONE TO HELL I'M LMAO GMO GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LMAO! JOKER'S WILD SOUND THE ALARM, PASSIVE MOB WILL DO NO HARM MIGHTY NOD TO GREAT BIG PHARMA - LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF KARMA OMG SUCH HILARITY - I'M LMAO LOL WORLD'S GONE TO HELL I'M LMAO GMO GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LMAO! I LAUGHED SO LONG SO LOUD I SWEAR I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE PEOPLE HAVE BEGUN TO STARE HAVE YOU SEEN MY DERRIERE? OMG SUCH HILARITY - I'M LMAO LOL WORLD'S GONE TO HELL BUT I'M LMAO GMO'S GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LMAO GMO'S GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LMAO GMO'S GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LAUGHING MY AO!
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DON'T YOU WISH CANDY I HAD A CRAZY DREAM - JUST THE OTHER NIGHT WHERE RIGHT WAS LEFT AND LEFT WAS RIGHT AND UPSIDE DOWN WAS RIGHT SIDE UP YOU DRANK FROM A PLATE AND ATE FROM A CUP THE SKY WAS GREEN AND THE GRASS WAS BLUE THE BIRDS ALL WALKED AND THE CATS ALL FLEW GUMMIBEARS GREW ON THE VINE AND EATING SPINACH WAS A CRIME (CHORUS) DON'T YOU WISH CANDY WAS GOOD FOR YOU? COOKIES AND PIES AND JELLYBEAN STEW BUT TOO MANY SWEETIES MAY GIVE YOU DIABETES DON'T YOU WISH CANDY WAS GOOD FOR YOU? EVERYTHING IN MY DREAM WAS OH SO SWEET THE JUJUBE JAMBALAYA WAS SUCH A TREAT! AND LICORICE SPAGHETTI WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE THE MASHED POTATOES WERE HAGEN DAZ! (CHORUS) MOMS SAY - KIDS, NOW CLEAN YOUR PLATE OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY BROCCOLI CAKE! WE WANT CARROTS - THE KIDS ALL SHOUT WHEN THEY WHISTLED THEIR TEETH FELL OUT! (CHORUS)
3.
I used to wake each morning With a pain in my head I needed four damn percodan To get me outta’ bed Then I’d stumble to the kitchen And pour myself a drink Then snort a line or two to clear My head and think I’d down a pot of coffee and Smoke a chunk of hash Then accuse the poolboy of messin’ With my stash I’d stagger to the poolside For my daily cry And sink to the bottom n wish that I could die! One day I had a revelation Sittin' at the bottom of that pool A friend or an angel pulled me out I realized that I’d been such a fool! Chorus: And it’s one and two and three and four I found what I’ve been searching for Five n’ six seven eight With joy I will anticipate Nine ten and eleven Have bought me a little piece of heaven There’s no if or and or maybe When I’m twelve steppin’ out with my baby! Now I’ve thrown out the vodka, The bong and my syringe Razor blades and mirrors Tend to make me cringe I start each day with wheat grass Mixed with brewers yeast Macrobiotics have helped to tame the beast One day I had a revelaiton sittin' at the bottom of that pool I'm still with the angel who pulled me out I realized I'd been such a fool! (Chorus)
4.
VALIDATION JUNKIE I HATE TO FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS, I LOVE THEM JUST THE SAME SOMETIMES I JUST CAN’T HELP MYSELF I TRULY HAVE NO SHAME CAUSE ANY REJECTION OF MY PERFECT PERFECTION IS PAINFUL TO MY CORE I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION, IT’S TIME TO GO FISHIN’ MY LITTLE EGO’S BRUISED AND SORE YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SO HONEST OR SAY WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GOOD INTENTIONS TO ME THEY’RE JUST UNKIND BUT WHEN YOU FLATTER IT’S ALL THAT MATTERS IT’S WHAT I LONG TO HEAR I GET SO NERVOUS, WHEN THERE’S NO LIP SERVICE FOR IT’S THE TRUTH I FEAR! (CHORUS:) I’M A VALIDATION JUNKIE I REALLY NEED YOU TO APPROVE I’M A VALIDATION JUNKIE PLEASE LOVE EVERYTHING I DO DON’T WITHHOLD YOUR VALIDATION, MY PROBLEM IS PROFOUND I BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AND WRITHE UPON THE GROUND FOR MY ADDICTION IS ONE SAD AFFLICTION THAT HAS IT’S HOOKS IN ME IF I QUIT COLD TURKEY, MY FUTURE IS MURKY I’LL HAVE NO IDENTITY… (CHORUS:) SO GENTLY STROKE MY PYCHE, JUST BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY THEN VALIDATE MY PARKING AND I’LL BE ON MY WAY!! I'M A VALIDAITON JUNKIE I KNOW THIS IS WRONG! I'M SUCH A VALIDATION JUNKIE – DON'T TELL ME IF YOU HATE THIS SONG...!
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FAST FOOD FOR THE SOUL ARE YOU FEELING LONELY? CONSTANTLY DEPRESSED? IS YOUR INNER CHILD TOO SPOILED OR REPRESSED PUT DOWN THAT BOURBAN FLUSH AWAY THE XANAX GO OUT AND PICK UP A COPY OF THE LATEST LEARNING ANNEX SEE MY LITTLE PICTURE WITH THE SCARY GRIN FOR A MERE $500 I'LL SIGN YOU UP AND SUCK YOU IN! CHOURUS: I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH THE HELP OF A SPIRIT GUIDE ALTER YOUR DNA HELP YOU FIND THE PERFECT BRIDE IF YOU FEEL YOU'RE HALF A MAN IT'S GUARANTEED I'LL MAKE YOU WHOLE OH THE JOY OF EMPTY CALORIES IT'S FAST FOOD FOR THE SOUL TRY THE PAST LIFE BURGER WITH THE FENG SHUI FRIES TOP THEM UP WITH LOTS OF CHEESE AND A SIDE OF STEAMING LIES (CHORUS:) I PROMISE YOU'LL BE SATISFIED INSTANTLY SO SATISFIED YOU'RE POORER BUT WISER IT'S TRUE TAKE OUR LITTLE TEST BLA BLA BLA YOU KNOW THE REST THEN YOU CAN TEACH A SEMINAR TOO! (CHORUS:) YOU CAN BOSS THEM ALL AROUND OR CHANNEL THEIR DEAD BROTHER GET THEM TO ADMIT HOW MUCH THEY REALLY LIKE THEIR MOTHER IF THEY FEEL LIKE FAILURES YOU'LL HELP THEM MEET THEIR GOALS FOR THE RAVENOUS CONSUMER IT'S FAST FOOD FOR THE JOY OF EMPTY CALORIES IT'S FAST FOOD FOR THE SOUL!

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A five song mini album, this is m.e.law's fourth CD, released in conjunction with her 2015 Ontario tour.

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released June 21, 2015

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m.e. law San Diego, California

Canadian songwriter, singer, mutli-instrumentalist, based out of San Diego, California, has performed internationally. Her music credits range from reality tv to a George Romero zombie film.

Looking for folky, bluesy, witty, powerful lyrics, unique, amazing voice and range? Pop, ballad, soul, country, blues, even a bit of a Latin vibe. Romance, tragedy, comedy - its all here.
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