Laughing my A​.​O.

by m.e. law

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A five song mini album, this is m.e.law's fourth CD, released in conjunction with her 2015 Ontario tour.

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released June 21, 2015

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m.e. law San Diego, California

Canadian songwriter, singer, mutli-instrumentalist, based out of San Diego, California, has performed internationally. Her music credits range from reality tv to a George Romero zombie film.

Looking for folky, bluesy, witty, powerful lyrics, unique, amazing voice and range? Pop, ballad, soul, country, blues, even a bit of a Latin vibe. Romance, tragedy, comedy - its all here.
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Track Name: m.e. Law - LMAO
CLOWNS IN SHINY SUITS AND TIES, SPINNING YARDS THEY HYPNOTIZE
BLITHE CONFESSIONS, BLATANT LIES - WE GET TO LAUGH AT YOUR DISGUISE!
JESTERS COURT THE DEDICATED, MAKE DECISIONS WHILE MEDICATED
THINK INTEGRITY IS OVERRATED - WHO COULD HAVE ANTICIPATED?

(chourus)
OMG SUCH HILARITY - I'M LMAO
LOL WORLD'S GONE TO HELL
I'M LMAO
GMO GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LMAO!

JOKER'S WILD SOUND THE ALARM, PASSIVE MOB WILL DO NO HARM
MIGHTY NOD TO GREAT BIG PHARMA - LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF KARMA

OMG SUCH HILARITY - I'M LMAO
LOL WORLD'S GONE TO HELL I'M LMAO
GMO GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LMAO!

I LAUGHED SO LONG SO LOUD I SWEAR
I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE
PEOPLE HAVE BEGUN TO STARE
HAVE YOU SEEN MY DERRIERE?

OMG SUCH HILARITY - I'M LMAO
LOL WORLD'S GONE TO HELL BUT I'M LMAO
GMO'S GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LMAO
GMO'S GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LMAO
GMO'S GOT ME FEELIN' LOW BUT I'M LAUGHING MY AO!
Track Name: m.e. Law - Don't You Wish Candy
DON'T YOU WISH CANDY

I HAD A CRAZY DREAM - JUST THE OTHER NIGHT

WHERE RIGHT WAS LEFT AND LEFT WAS RIGHT

AND UPSIDE DOWN WAS RIGHT SIDE UP

YOU DRANK FROM A PLATE AND ATE FROM A CUP

THE SKY WAS GREEN AND THE GRASS WAS BLUE

THE BIRDS ALL WALKED AND THE CATS ALL FLEW

GUMMIBEARS GREW ON THE VINE

AND EATING SPINACH WAS A CRIME

(CHORUS)
DON'T YOU WISH CANDY WAS GOOD FOR YOU?

COOKIES AND PIES AND JELLYBEAN STEW

BUT TOO MANY SWEETIES MAY GIVE YOU DIABETES

DON'T YOU WISH CANDY WAS GOOD FOR YOU?


EVERYTHING IN MY DREAM WAS OH SO SWEET

THE JUJUBE JAMBALAYA WAS SUCH A TREAT!

AND LICORICE SPAGHETTI WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE

THE MASHED POTATOES WERE HAGEN DAZ!

(CHORUS)

MOMS SAY - KIDS, NOW CLEAN YOUR PLATE

OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY BROCCOLI CAKE!

WE WANT CARROTS - THE KIDS ALL SHOUT

WHEN THEY WHISTLED THEIR TEETH FELL OUT!

(CHORUS)
Track Name: m.e. Law - 12 Steppin' Out
I used to wake each morning
With a pain in my head
I needed four damn percodan
To get me outta’ bed
Then I’d stumble to the kitchen
And pour myself a drink
Then snort a line or two to clear
My head and think

I’d down a pot of coffee and
Smoke a chunk of hash
Then accuse the poolboy of messin’
With my stash
I’d stagger to the poolside
For my daily cry
And sink to the bottom n wish that
I could die!

One day I had a revelation
Sittin' at the bottom of that pool
A friend or an angel pulled me out
I realized that I’d been such a fool!

Chorus:
And it’s one and two and three and four
I found what I’ve been searching for
Five n’ six seven eight
With joy I will anticipate
Nine ten and eleven
Have bought me a little piece of heaven
There’s no if or and or maybe
When I’m twelve steppin’ out with my baby!

Now I’ve thrown out the vodka,
The bong and my syringe
Razor blades and mirrors
Tend to make me cringe
I start each day with wheat grass
Mixed with brewers yeast
Macrobiotics have helped to tame the beast

One day I had a revelaiton sittin' at the bottom of that pool
I'm still with the angel who pulled me out
I realized I'd been such a fool! (Chorus)
Track Name: Validation Junkie
VALIDATION JUNKIE

I HATE TO FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS, I LOVE THEM JUST THE SAME
SOMETIMES I JUST CAN’T HELP MYSELF I TRULY HAVE NO SHAME
CAUSE ANY REJECTION OF MY PERFECT PERFECTION
IS PAINFUL TO MY CORE
I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION, IT’S TIME TO GO FISHIN’
MY LITTLE EGO’S BRUISED AND SORE

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SO HONEST OR SAY WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GOOD INTENTIONS TO ME THEY’RE JUST UNKIND
BUT WHEN YOU FLATTER
IT’S ALL THAT MATTERS
IT’S WHAT I LONG TO HEAR
I GET SO NERVOUS, WHEN THERE’S NO LIP SERVICE
FOR IT’S THE TRUTH I FEAR!

(CHORUS:) I’M A VALIDATION JUNKIE I REALLY NEED YOU TO APPROVE
I’M A VALIDATION JUNKIE PLEASE LOVE EVERYTHING I DO

DON’T WITHHOLD YOUR VALIDATION, MY PROBLEM IS PROFOUND
I BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AND WRITHE UPON THE GROUND
FOR MY ADDICTION
IS ONE SAD AFFLICTION
THAT HAS IT’S HOOKS IN ME
IF I QUIT COLD TURKEY, MY FUTURE IS MURKY
I’LL HAVE NO IDENTITY…

(CHORUS:)

SO GENTLY STROKE MY PYCHE, JUST BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY
THEN VALIDATE MY PARKING
AND I’LL BE ON MY WAY!!

I'M A VALIDAITON JUNKIE I KNOW THIS IS WRONG!
I'M SUCH A VALIDATION JUNKIE – DON'T TELL ME
IF YOU HATE THIS SONG...!
Track Name: m.e. Law - FAST FOOD FOR THE SOUL
FAST FOOD FOR THE SOUL

ARE YOU FEELING LONELY?
CONSTANTLY DEPRESSED?
IS YOUR INNER CHILD
TOO SPOILED OR REPRESSED
PUT DOWN THAT BOURBAN
FLUSH AWAY THE XANAX
GO OUT AND PICK UP A COPY
OF THE LATEST
LEARNING ANNEX

SEE MY LITTLE PICTURE
WITH THE SCARY GRIN
FOR A MERE $500
I'LL SIGN YOU UP AND SUCK YOU IN!

CHOURUS:
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
WITH THE HELP OF A SPIRIT GUIDE
ALTER YOUR DNA
HELP YOU FIND THE PERFECT BRIDE
IF YOU FEEL YOU'RE HALF A MAN
IT'S GUARANTEED I'LL MAKE YOU WHOLE
OH THE JOY OF EMPTY CALORIES
IT'S FAST FOOD FOR THE SOUL

TRY THE PAST LIFE BURGER
WITH THE FENG SHUI FRIES
TOP THEM UP WITH LOTS OF CHEESE
AND A SIDE OF STEAMING LIES

(CHORUS:)

I PROMISE YOU'LL BE SATISFIED
INSTANTLY SO SATISFIED
YOU'RE POORER BUT WISER IT'S TRUE
TAKE OUR LITTLE TEST
BLA BLA BLA YOU KNOW THE REST
THEN YOU CAN TEACH A SEMINAR TOO!

(CHORUS:)
YOU CAN BOSS THEM ALL AROUND
OR CHANNEL THEIR DEAD BROTHER
GET THEM TO ADMIT
HOW MUCH THEY REALLY LIKE THEIR MOTHER
IF THEY FEEL LIKE FAILURES
YOU'LL HELP THEM MEET THEIR GOALS
FOR THE RAVENOUS CONSUMER
IT'S FAST FOOD FOR THE JOY OF EMPTY CALORIES
IT'S FAST FOOD FOR THE SOUL!

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